Allright so I watched Lords of Salem last night and I don’t even know how to sum this movie up for
a review but let’s see what I can do.
This is Rob Zombie’s newest horror movie, it’s not so much a horror
movie but a just fucked up visual witch fest.
It stars Sheri Moon Zombie (House of 1,000 Corpses), Bruce Davison
(X-men), and Dee Wallace (E.T.). The
basic premise is Heidi who is a radio DJ and one day receives what she thinks
is a demo from a band but instead is some sort of hidden message from a spell
by the Salem
witches. Now this movie is not for most
people, unless you’re a fan of Rob Zombie movies. There is alot of symbolism in this movie,
that to the usual viewer would be totally confused. I’m still confused as to what exactly
happened throughout the movie and the ending especially. There’s a lot of old lady nudity and Sheri
Moon’s ass is un-credited but makes an appearance several times.
So I don’t recommend this movie unless your dead set on
going to see it. It’s very weird and
super confusing, I’m sure Rob Zombie had an idea and it sounded great in his
head but visually it just doesn’t work for most people. If you still feel like seeing this it is in
some theaters but it didn’t get a full release so you may have to a little road
trip to see it.
I give this movie 2 stars, for just in general of being
messed up and I wanted to keep watching to see what happened and how everything
would play out.
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