Saturday, May 18, 2013

Amazon Original Pilots


So after watching all of the comedy Amazon original pilots I'm at the point where they just aren't that good, granted it's very hard to judge a show on just one episode.  One thing I do like is that most of the actors in these are all new comers, which is great if the show gets picked up.  I enjoy seeing new people especially in comedic roles.  I was kind of hoping they would have a more vast array of types of shows such as a thriller, or even a drama.  It's all comedies or kid's shows.  Hopefully when these all get decided on they will expand or just leave it to Netflix since they are doing a fantastic job with original series.  I'm not sure when they will announce what has been picked up and what has been cancelled.  But once a decision has been made on all the shows I will put up a post about it.  Until then here is a short review on each show and these can be watched on the Amazon app which is on most bluray players and game systems.  Also can be watched online at www.amazon.com/originals.






Betas
A group of friends who are computer program developers are trying to get a startup going.  This pilot episode is basically them going through the ups and downs trying to find a company to buy their program.  Also random shenanigans in between the main story kind of keep it from getting too boring but it's just not enough.  This isn't really a comedy show but it does try to have some funny scenes and jokes but it's just really not funny.  It falls in between a weird place on trying to be too many things and just doesn't succeed.  It stars Charlie Saxton (Movie 43) and Ed Begley Jr. (Pineapple Express).  
I don't really recommend watching this one.





Alpha House
This one is about 3 senators in D.C. who are all trying to deal with issues in government.  They all live together and part of the story is them trying to find a new roommate because or an incident involving a guest start comedian at the beginning of the episode.  Now the story sounds like a setup for a sitcom comedy show.  This is far from it, it does have some comedic parts but the show itself has a serious tone.  It stars John Goodman and if it wasn't for him I personally don't think it would be as interesting, he definitely makes this show worth while.  So if you're a huge John Goodman fan and really like politically themed shows then is for you.  I recommend it but only on those terms. 




Browsers
So 4 young adults in the big city get hired on at a news website as interns.  This website basically browses the web for links, videos, and any information and tries to be the first one out there with the hot new info on the internet.  These 4 new interns all have specific skills to do this job.  They range from a stoner, a guy who still lives with his parents and 2 very determined people who will do anything to reach the top.  So it sounds like you got the basic premise down...right?   NOPE, they also all sing.  Not in the sense that they are trying to become singers and that's the part of the plotline.  More in the sense that they take situations in the show and sing about them with original songs.  Did I just make this sound really cheesy?, probably not because this isn't Glee 2.0.  The singing and choreographed numbers are entertaining and it does move the story along well.  The show had me laughing at times, especially a song the head honcho sings which is played by Bebe Neuwirth (The Faculty).  So I do recommend watching this one unless you just hate singing and the internet but if you're reading this on here you at least like 50% of that so check it out. 




Dark Minions
This is a stop motion animation show.  Since these are pilot episodes though this isn't entirely finished.  Only about 5 minutes of it is actually animated, the rest of it is just storyboards and the voices.  It has the voice talents of John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory), Kevin Sussman (Big Bang Theory), Clancy Brown (Shawshank Redemption), Richard Kind (Spin City), and Phil LaMarr (Mad TV).  The basic premise is 2 broke guys need a job and take one on a warship in space just for the money.  It had some funny scenes in it.  I don't see this one getting picked up just because it probably costs a good amount of money to produce since it's all stop motion animation (Nightmare Before Christmas).  I would probably keep watching this one, mostly because I enjoy that kind of animation.  I also enjoyed the actors who play the voices on the show.  It's not really a kind friendly show but I don't remember any worse language than you hear on regular cable TV.  So I would say wait for it to be picked up and hopefully you could see a full episode fully animated and that would make a huge difference in viewing this show. 




Onion New Empire
Hearing this was going to be one of the new pilots from Amazon I got really excited just because the Onion news can be hilarious.  The same does not bode for the show, it wasn't as funny as I though it would be.  Don't get me wrong it still has hilarious parts but it's more on the "Oh My God, did they really just say or do that?"  It stars Jeffrey Tambor (Arrested Development), Christopher Masterson (Malcom in the Middle), William Sadler (The Shawshank Redemption), Cheyenne Jackson (30 Rock).  If you're familiar with The Onion News that you would be familiar enough with this show it's basically a fake news organization with fake news repots twisted with the worst possible outcomes.  There was an Onion New Network show on TV a few years back and is still randomly online so I'm not sure if this show will succeed since there's already something out there available.  If you enjoys The Onion News then yeah check out this pilot and hopefully you get some laughs out of it.




Supanatural
This is a cartoon series geared towards adults, yes I spelled it correctly above.  It's about 2 women from the ghetto who fight Supernatural forces but everything has an ethnic twist to it.  I get the whole twist on everything and the jokes can be funny but just seems more stereotypical racist than anything.  Which don't get me wrong that can be funny when it's done right but they just don't seem to pull it off here.  It stars a bunch of new people who haven't been in anything but it does have Riki Lindhome (Last House on the Left).  I could see something like this playing on Adult Swim...maybe, but I don't see many people enjoying this show.  If you really like animation and watch supernatural and you always wished instead of 2 stunningly handsome men it starred 2 super stereotypical ghetto women, then this show is for you.




Those Who Can't
This is a comedy about 3 guys who are all high school teachers.  One is a gym teacher, another is History I think and the other one I can't even remember.  There were a couple funny jokes here and there.  It's a little darker humor kind of like Always Sunny In Philadelphia but just not as good.  The 3 teacher who are also friends basically play pranks on each other and joke around the entire time which can be very funny at times.  Also the fact this is on Amazon and they can say anything makes it kind of funny since they aren't censored at all.  It again stars a bunch of new people who really haven't been in much and also comedian Nikki Glaser is in it.  If this one gets picked up I would give it another chance since it did have funny jokes and scenes throughout.




 Zombieland
Allright last but not least I watched Zombieland.  This is a continuation of the movie Zombieland, but without any of the same actors.  Now doing that right there can be a big mistake.  Watching this I kept my expectations low because of the new actors, and I would have to say you should probably do the same.  The environment, jokes, and character names are all the same.  But at times it feels like a zombieland rip-off or one of those straight to DVD movies that's ripping off of a huge blockbuster (Transformers / Transmorphers).  It stars...you guessed it a bunch of newbies and also Tim Bagley (Knocked Up).  You would think this is probably the one that would be picked up, but I have heard rumors already that this one has been cancelled but I would like to see a few more episodes to judge it properly.  So if you're really into zombies and want to see a little more of the zombieland world then yeah check it out.  If not just go watch the movie again.   


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